There are numerous ways to say congratulations on your wedding anniversary, even to your parents. It can be heartfelt gifts or funny anniversary quotes that you give to express your appreciation for their longstanding commitment to marriage. So that’s why Viva Wedding Photography has rounded up a list of the best and funniest wishes for any couple. Keep reading and get inspired!
49 Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes For Wife
Celebrate your anniversary on a memorable day, and send your wife cute and hilarious notes that capture her heart. Funny anniversary quotes not only put a smile on your wife’s face but also express your feelings for her. So that’s why we hope our list will help you find something to inspire you to select the perfect words for her. Keep reading!
- “In my house, I’m the boss; my wife is just the decision maker.” – Woody Allen
2. “Happy anniversary, my love. Eat all the leftovers again, and I will end you.” – Anonymous
3. “Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together, and most of it was your fault.” – Anonymous
4. “You are the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary!” – Anonymous
5. If, at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it again. This time, do it just like your wife told you to! — funny anniversary wishes for your partner
6. “When people ask me what makes a happy marriage, I tell them that the wife is always right. When you think she’s wrong, hit yourself on the head and remember that the wife is always right. Happy anniversary to my wife!” – Anonymous
7. “Happy anniversary to my wife. Yep, you’re still the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.” – Anonymous
8. “You’re the only one I have and the only one I will ever have. But I just wanted you to know that you’re my favorite wife. I love you, wifey! Happy anniversary.” – Anonymous
9. “By all means, marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” -Socrates
10. “One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.” – Anonymous
11. “To keep your marriage strong and your wife happy, admit it whenever you’re wrong and shut up whenever you’re right. Happy anniversary to my wife, by the way!” — funny anniversary quotes for your wife
12. “Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say.”—Anonymous
13. “On our wedding anniversary, I want to give you a big party from your pay. Happy Anniversary!” —Anonymous
14. “At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.” — Plato
15. “I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!” – Anonymous
16. “I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep.” – Anonymous
17. “I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.” – Anonymous
18. I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me.” – Anonymous
19. “To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be loved, that’s everything.” —T. Tolis
20. “You be my glass of wine, and I’ll be your shot of whiskey.” — Blake Shelton
21. “All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.” — Leo Tolstoy
22. “Love can begin at any moment; it grows over time and could last for eternity. Happy Anniversary to you, my wife!”
23. “Through thick and thin? I used to be thin, and now I’m thick, but I still love you more than ever. Congrats on our anniversary.” – Anonymous
24. “We go together like “copy” and “paste.” Happy Anniversary, Baby! ” – Anonymous
25. “We have a love-hate relationship – we love one another and hate to be without each other. I’ll follow you wherever you go, my Love.” – Anonymous
26. “To say I fell hard for you is an understatement. I still love you now more than ever.” – funny wedding anniversary quotes for your better half
27. “Today, we celebrate your most difficult accomplishment, staying married to me all these years.” – Anonymous
28. “Cheers to another year of pain and suffering.” – Anonymous
29. “I feel like I’m the peanut butter to your jelly. We go together well.” – Anonymous
30. “Today, we recognize and celebrate one of the most outstanding achievements of all time — you’ve been staying married to me for X years! Happiest of Anniversaries.” – Anonymous
31. “Each anniversary that passes, it gets a little easier for me to accept that you will be stuck with me for the rest of my life.” – Anonymous
32. “It would be hard to imagine a life without you — laundry, cooking, and cleaning don’t just happen alone. Happy Anniversary!” – Anonymous
33. “It started with a dream of a life together – and the dream keeps getting better (despite an occasional nightmare). Happy Anniversary.” – funny anniversary quotes for your spouse
34. “Happy anniversary from the reason you stayed married (you’re welcome).” – Anonymous
35. “Congratulations on defying marriage statistics.” – Anonymous
36. “On your anniversary, you deserve something expensive… luckily for you, I’m already here.” – Anonymous
37. “Sorry, you had to guilt me into acknowledging your anniversary.” – Anonymous
38. “Happy anniversary from your favorite financial burden.” – Anonymous
39. “Today, we celebrate the best decision you ever made.” – Anonymous
40. “Here’s to another year of me pretending to like each other.” – Anonymous
41. “Oh, behave! Happy anniversary, you groovy love birds.” – funny anniversary quotes for couples
42. “Today marks my first anniversary of remembering when your anniversary is.” – Anonymous
43. “Congrats on passing your [XX] year trial. I hope you decide to keep each other.” – Anonymous
44. “Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me. Happy anniversary!” – Anonymous
43. “Marriage is like vitamins; we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.” – Anonymous. Happy anniversary, my love! – Anonymous
44. “You are the seat belt in the roller coaster of my life.” – Anonymous
45. “Thank you for protecting me at every turn and through all of the ups and downs of life, my dear wife. You are so special to me. Happy anniversary! – funny anniversary quotes for your wifey
46. “I was thinking of going to the bakery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home.” – Anonymous
47. “Marriage is a circus. You are my favorite clown. Happy anniversary to you, my love! – Anonymous
48. “In my house, I am the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.” – Woody Allen
49. “Thank you for making the best decisions for us both. Happy anniversary, I love you!”- Anonymous
49 Funny Anniversary Quotes For Husbands
If you are looking for humorous quotations for your husband, go no further than this list. With any luck, the amusing, touching, and original wishes we have compiled will inspire you. So here are the humorous quotations for your hubby if you’re at a loss for what to put in a happy anniversary card.
50. “Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.” – Anonymous
51. “I couldn’t imagine where I’d be without you two! Happy anniversary.” – Anonymous
52. “Happy Anniversary to my best hubby ever, my first husband.” – Anonymous
53. “Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.” – Anonymous
54. “Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener” – Paula Deen
55. “If love is an amazing dream, marriage is the alarm clock.” – Anonymous
56. “On our anniversary, I want you to know how much happiness and satisfaction I got from annoying the hell out of you all these years. I also want you to know that I have no plans of stopping anytime soon. Happy anniversary, dear husband!” – Anonymous
57. “Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.” – funny anniversary quotes for husbands
58. “Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.” – Anonymous
59. “My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.” – Anonymous
60. “Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works & wife shops.” – Anonymous
61. “Happy anniversary to my better-in-every-way half. Seriously, you’re amazing.” – Anonymous
62. “I love doing life with you. Happy anniversary!” – Anonymous
63. “Like the smiles in our selfies, you light up my life. I love you! Happy anniversary.” – Anonymous
64. “Another revolution of the earth, and you still have me spinning head over heels in love. Congratulations on our Anniversary, Lover Boy!” – funny anniversary quotes for couples
65. “God proved his sense of humor when he matched you and me. He also proved His genius. Three cheers, we made it another year, hubby!” – Anonymous
66. “OK, after all these years, we have it figured out: You wear the pants, and I control the bank account. Happy Anniversary!” – Anonymous
67. “Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.” – Anonymous
68. “Marriage is a relationship between two people in love where the other is always right, and the other is called a husband” – Anonymous
69. “Greetings on the anniversary of my favorite makeup face. You are my favorite.” – Anonymous
70. “A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” – Michel De Montaigne
71. “I think men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experienced pain and bought jewelry.” – Rita Rudner
72. “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you are looking for, go and live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck
73. “Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me, but then I remember that I put up with you too, so that makes us even. I love you!” – Anonymous
74. “Holy crap. Are we still married? Are you still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!” – Anonymous
75. “Happy anniversary from someone who knows more about the inner workings of your marriage than any third party should.” – Anonymous
76. “I hope you never get tired of making fun of each other.” – funny wedding anniversary quotes for your hubby
77. “You’re my favorite husband.” – Anonymous
78. “There’s no one I’d rather sit on the couch watching TV with. Happy anniversary!” – Anonymous
79. “Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me, but then I remember that I put up with you, making us even. I love you!” – Anonymous
80. “Happy anniversary from someone you’re probably shocked knew it was our anniversary.” – Anonymous
81. “Forgive me for mistaking your desire for a new wardrobe for a desire for a new life with me, sweetheart.” – Anonymous
82. “Even though your snoring drives me crazy, I wouldn’t pick anyone else to share my bed with. Happy anniversary!” – Anonymous
83. “I’d take a bullet for the dog at our place, but maybe not for you. You are still my favorite person, though—love, happy anniversary.” – Anonymous”
84. “Happy anniversary! Let’s order takeout and be in bed by 10 pm.” – funny anniversary quotes for each other
85. “I’m yours. No refunds.” – Anonymous
86. “My dear husband, I enjoy irritating you on every anniversary, and hopefully, I will have lots of such opportunities. Happy anniversary!” – Anonymous
87. “You married this crazy. Happy anniversary!” – Anonymous
88. “Even though you are gaining weight every year, I still love you because your love towards me is also increasing every year. Happy anniversary, sweetheart!” – Anonymous
89. “Marriage is like a battlefield! You always have to be prepared for the war. Happy anniversary, though!” – Anonymous
90. “Sometimes I get jealous of you. After all, you married the world’s most beautiful and brilliant woman. Happy anniversary, dearest husband!” – Anonymous
91. “Happy anniversary to my unromantic husband, who still regards me in the same manner as he regards other women.” – Anonymous
92. “We are like salt and pepper, two things that aren’t considered together but always end up together.” – Anonymous
93. “Happy anniversary to the man who stole my heart and still hasn’t returned it. I guess I’ll have to keep you forever. You are the best thief I ever met” – Anonymous
94. “Marriage is the name of sacrifice and understanding each other, and I am happy that you have learned it very well. Happy anniversary, dear husband!” – funny anniversary quotes for husbands
95. “Marriage is a sweet dream for singles but a nightmare for couples. On this anniversary, I wish you the best of the nightmare.” – Anonymous
96. “Happy anniversary, husband! Don’t worry; I will love you till the last penny in your pocket.” – Anonymous
97. “You’re my everything, and I love you more than anything in the world except for shopping. Happy anniversary!” – Anonymous
98. “Happy anniversary! Congratulations on successfully tolerating me for one more year. Don’t be so happy; more is to come.” – Anonymous
Short Funny Anniversary Quotes For Couples
Every year of marriage is something to celebrate, no matter which gift or funny anniversary quotes you choose for your loved ones. So having a great time and making jokes is the most incredible way to honor their milestone anniversary. So that’s why our list with a range of hilarious wishes is sure to warm their hearts, whether it’s their 25th, 33rd, or 50th.
99. “Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.” – Anonymous
100. “You’ve been together so long you should be granted an honorary Ph.D. in each other! Happy anniversary.” – Anonymous
101. “Congratulations to a couple of swell eggs!” – Anonymous
102. “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. But whatever you two are doing is working. Stay happy and happy anniversary.” – Anonymous
103. “On your anniversary, you deserve something expensive… luckily for you, I’m already here.” – Anonymous
104. “Love is being stupid together.” – Anonymous
105. “You still behave like newlyweds; happy anniversary!” – Funny anniversary quotes for parents
106. “I guess we can count among your master skills: marrying well and raising kids. Happy Anniversary from all of us kids — your masterpieces.” – Anonymous
107. “For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.” – Catherine Zeta-Jones
108. “When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That tells you everything you need to know about marriage.” – Katherine Hepburn.
109. “Mom and Dad: you two go together like green olives and martinis. Hip-hip-hurrah to the sweetest lovebirds I know! Congrats!” – Anonymous
110. “Dad, winning Mom’s heart was my lucky victory. Happy anniversary!” – Anonymous
111. “Because of you, the world knows that truth and love exist. Keep these beliefs alive and cherish one another. Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad!” – Funny anniversary quotes for parents
112. “You don’t marry someone you can live with. You marry a person who you cannot live without.” – Anonymous
113. “Most people find it hard to believe in ‘forever,’ but seeing the never-ending love between you makes me believe in ‘forever.’ Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad!” – Anonymous
114. “Where there is love, there is life.” — Mahatma Gandhi
115. “The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved despite ourselves.” — Victor Hugo
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116. “The only thing better than having you for parents is my children having you for grandparents. Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad.” – Anonymous
117. “Thanks, Mom and Dad, for setting an extraordinary example of lifelong love.” – Anonymous
118. “Dear parents, you guys should get an award for making your relationship super cool and easy. Wish you a great anniversary! Make your day memorable.” – funny anniversary quotes for parents
119. “No matter how hard life gets, don’t feed each other to tigers.” – Anonymous
120. “Your yearly review is here: there’s room for improvement as a couple but adequate overall.” – Anonymous
121. “I hope you have a great anniversary and that this exempts me from ever having to remember it again.” – funny anniversary wishes for couples
122. “Your love for each is higher than the death toll in Game of Thrones.” – Anonymous
123. “You’re both sorts of crazy, which is, I guess, why you married each other in the first place.” – Anonymous
124. “Parents that complain about the neighbors stay together.” – Anonymous
125. “Roses are red; violets are blue; drinks are cheaper than dinner for two.” – Anonymous
126. “Here’s to another year of stealing each other’s food.” – Anonymous
127. “Happy anniversary to a couple whose love and devotion after so many years continue to freak the hell out of everyone.” – Anonymous
128. “If you hadn’t got together, you wouldn’t have the wonderful gift that is me.” – Anonymous
129. “This is your yearly reminder that you’re still married to each other.” – Funny wedding anniversary quotes for your friends
130. “I hope Dad still holds in his farts…” – Anonymous
131. “I hope Mom doesn’t steal the covers too often.” – Anonymous
132. “It’s pretty cool that you’ve been together for however long you’ve been together.” – Funny anniversary quotes for couples
133. “It goes without being said, but remember: there are no refunds or returns.” – Anonymous
134. “Let’s celebrate the day you both gave up on finding anyone better.” – Anonymous
135. “You two nuts belong together.” – Anonymous
136. “No matter how hard life gets, don’t feed each other to tigers.” – Anonymous
137. “I hope you have a great anniversary and that this exempts me from ever having to remember it again.” – Anonymous
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A humorous anniversary card quote or heartfelt anniversary presents are great ways to honor the couple’s special day. So, even if you have planned to send a gift to them, prepare some funny anniversary quotes to make their day even more memorable. Viva Wedding Photography hopes one of these hilarious quotes will help you spice up your own anniversary or the special day of your loved ones.